Grandma’s had too much, I think she’s dead.

(via Sword dancing)

I concur with Kitteh.

nevver:

Peanuts meets Lovecraft

Who says there’s nothing good for kids to read?

nevver:

Peanuts meets Lovecraft

Who says there’s nothing good for kids to read?

Shit, I’m on the street team.

Shit, I’m on the street team.

(Source: blackmonger, via fuckyeahsagan)

Play it again, Sam.

Play it again, Sam.

(via juliasegal)

Who just finished searing a 5lb roast before throwing it in the oven? Me. (Taken with instagram)

Who just finished searing a 5lb roast before throwing it in the oven? Me. (Taken with instagram)

Serious. Fucking. Fact.

If you’ve never smoked before, don’t judge.

Chances are, through some form or fashion, all of us have had our lives profoundly changed for the better by a simple plant.

(via Dangerous Minds | Marijuana Promotes Creativity)

Serious. Fucking. Fact.

If you’ve never smoked before, don’t judge.

Chances are, through some form or fashion, all of us have had our lives profoundly changed for the better by a simple plant.

(via Dangerous Minds | Marijuana Promotes Creativity)

Chuck’s never been good with the ladies. 

(via Paperback Charlie Brown, Parody of Peanuts Comics Paperback Covers)

Chuck’s never been good with the ladies.

(via Paperback Charlie Brown, Parody of Peanuts Comics Paperback Covers)

Fuck you, I’m on vacation.

*Seriously though, who makes these stock photos? Not that I object to nuns flipping double birds, on the contrary, I want their job, or the photographers.

Let me take pictures of questionably sexy pseudo-religious figures telling me to do naughty things to myself. I can also play a rude priest, pastor, or shaman, something.

Please?

Fuck you, I’m on vacation.

*Seriously though, who makes these stock photos? Not that I object to nuns flipping double birds, on the contrary, I want their job, or the photographers.

Let me take pictures of questionably sexy pseudo-religious figures telling me to do naughty things to myself. I can also play a rude priest, pastor, or shaman, something.

Please?