Who just finished searing a 5lb roast before throwing it in the oven? Me. (Taken with instagram)
Serious. Fucking. Fact.
If you’ve never smoked before, don’t judge.
Chances are, through some form or fashion, all of us have had our lives profoundly changed for the better by a simple plant.
Chuck’s never been good with the ladies.
(via Paperback Charlie Brown, Parody of Peanuts Comics Paperback Covers)
Fuck you, I’m on vacation.
*Seriously though, who makes these stock photos? Not that I object to nuns flipping double birds, on the contrary, I want their job, or the photographers.
Let me take pictures of questionably sexy pseudo-religious figures telling me to do naughty things to myself. I can also play a rude priest, pastor, or shaman, something.
Please?
No, we can’t have perfectly qualified, caring physicians with rainbow pins and butch haircuts helping out kids in need of medical attention.
Give me a break lady.
Love is love, and a gay doctor is still a doctor, and a nutcase is still a nutcase even if she acts like a loon “in defense” of children.
Microsoft missed their calling.
Every time I read the word diabetes, it’s always in the voice of Wilford Brimley.
(via Burger King billboard gets diabetes graffiti – Boing Boing)
