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Shit, I’ve ordered a case.
Holy shit.
parislemon: Speaking Of Shoddy iOS Apps...
Can someone please explain to me why on Earth the Gmail iOS app only features Push Notification badging? It’s infuriating.
Given that the app is basically just a wrapper around UIWebView, the only reason to get it is for Push Notifications. But what I want in a Push Notification is not the…
Ditto.
Homemade tortillas, refried beans, red sauce; Kenny’s Colby, and cilantro lime rice. (Taken with instagram)
What a bunch of fucking bullshit.
I don’t give a damn about fictitious masculine commanders of the cosmos or their hippie offspring, and I still love my family intensely.
Until people understand that good comes from good people, not misogynistic, racist, antiquated fairy tales, this country is screwed.
