About

Hello, and welcome. This is the personal website of Shane O’Bryan. While the Internet is awash with tons of pages devoted to lots of inter­esting people, this one is more of a homage to thought — mainly the thoughts of Shane, or Shane O’ as he is known to his friends and colleagues. While the moniker might sound a little childish, it is far better than going by Sport, dick-face, Slim, cunt-whistle, L. Ron Hubbard, or any other manner of silly name. We’re all adults, so we should be able to refrain from that kind of infan­tile name-calling behaviour.

Shane O’ is a Personal Tech­nology Trainer for a very fruity corpo­ra­tion that loves to build shiny happy aluminum slabs and magical devices. He is also quite fond of the Internet, Coffee, Beer, and Food — in that order.

Shane O’ is a fairly outgoing person who loves to cook for himself, as he has yet to allow someone into his life in a perma­nent capacity due to his distrust of The Greys and Jesus. To be honest, he doesn’t trust anything that doesn’t come in pizza flavor or cannot stand up to rigid testing, which includes being thrown through the window of a 1984 Buick Century and tempered in the fires of Mt. Doom — it’s all highly scientific.